{"product_id":"emergency-wank-kit","title":"Emergency Wank Kit","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🚨 Introducing the Emergency Wank Kit - because life's little \"emergencies\" should always come with a smile! 🚨 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🎁 What's Inside: 1. Latex-Free Glove: Because safety always comes first - in style! 2. Packet of Lubricant: 3. Achievement Stickers 4. Instructions: Because, let's face it, some folks might need a little guidance on this extraordinary adventure. 5. Certificate of Completion: Prove to the world that you've conquered the unexpected challenge. Hang it proudly on your wall or secretly frame it in your office. 6. Hanky Wanky Tissue: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🚨 Behold the power of preparedness packed into one convenient box! Inside, you'll find everything you need for a hilarious rescue mission. Worried about unexpected boredom or sudden giggle fits? Fear no more, for the Emergency Wank Kit has got your back, and other parts too! 😉 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🎉 Perfect for: - Secret Santa: Spread the laughter and make your gift unforgettable. It's the gift that keeps on giving... well, sort of! - Office Pranks: Spice up your workplace with some comic relief. Just imagine the laughter echoing through the office corridors! - Funny Stocking Filler: Surprise your loved ones with laughter on a special day. It's a gift that'll have everyone talking (and giggling). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e🚨 Remember, when life throws you a curveball, the Emergency Wank Kit is here to catch it! Get ready to handle any unexpected moment with a grin and a giggle. 😄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Tigoli","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43443355451591,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/3898\/6851\/files\/emergencywankkitmainproductimage.png?v=1697788826","url":"https:\/\/tigoli.com\/products\/emergency-wank-kit","provider":"Tigoli","version":"1.0","type":"link"}