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Novelty funny slogan lanyards are a fun and expressive way to add personality to your everyday essentials while keeping your ID, keys, or access cards close at hand. Designed with humour in mind, these lanyards feature witty phrases, cheeky quotes, and light-hearted messages that are perfect for sparking conversations and showing off your sense of humour. Whether you’re at work, school, events, or simply out and about, novelty slogan lanyards bring a playful twist to a practical accessory.
Made from durable, high-quality materials such as polyester, these funny lanyards are built for everyday use while remaining lightweight and comfortable to wear. The printed slogans are designed to be bold, clear, and long-lasting, ensuring your message stands out throughout the day. Many options include safety breakaway clasps and strong metal clips, providing both convenience and security when carrying ID badges, keys, or passes in busy environments.
Our range of novelty funny slogan lanyards includes a wide variety of designs to suit different personalities and humour styles, from subtle sarcasm to bold, laugh-out-loud statements. Ideal for offices, retail environments, schools, and events, they also make great gifts for friends, colleagues, or anyone who enjoys a bit of humour in their daily routine. Explore our collection of funny slogan lanyards to find a unique, high-quality accessory that combines practicality with personality and keeps your essentials organised in style.
Novelty funny slogan lanyards are a fun and expressive way to add personality to your everyday essentials while keeping your ID, keys, or access cards close at hand. Designed with humour in mind, these lanyards feature witty phrases, cheeky quotes, and light-hearted messages that are perfect for sparking conversations and showing off your sense of humour. Whether you’re at work, school, events, or simply...
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Vendor:⚠️ Introducing our hilarious and eye-catching Funny Office Lanyards! Picture this: a vibrant bright yellow hue on one side and a sleek black finish on the reverse—guaranteed to make you the talk of the office! These lanyards aren't just accessories; they're conversation starters, ensuring...Regular price £4.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Say goodbye to your old work badge and hello to The Legend Has Retired Lanyard! This playful lanyard is the perfect accessory for retired individuals who don't take themselves too seriously. With a quirky tone and humorous design, this lanyard will surely bring a...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Make sure everyone knows who they're dealing with when you wear our Old Person Caution Funny Lanyard. This handy accessory not only keeps your ID or keys close by, but also adds a playful touch to your look. Show off your sense of humor...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Be warned: this Drama Queen Caution! Funny Lanyard is not for the faint of heart (or humorless). With a bold design and quirky phrase, it adds a touch of playfulness to any outfit. Wear it with confidence and let your inner drama queen shine!...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Keep your distance with a wink thanks to the If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Lanyard! Perfect for holding your keys or ID, this cheeky accessory adds a playful warning while keeping your essentials handy. Lightweight and fun, it’s a great...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Vivid Railway-Themed Design: Showcasing colourful prints of modern TransPennine Express trains alongside railway-inspired artwork and network motifs, this lanyard captures the excitement of contemporary travel. The design is printed using a high-resolution dye-sublimation process, giving a professional-quality finish that won’t fade over time....Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Official London Underground inspired design featuring detailed train artwork and the classic red and blue roundel. The double-sided printing ensures clear, high-quality graphics that stand out and stay sharp over time. ✅ Made from premium-grade polyester, offering excellent softness, strength, and flexibility. It’s...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:This Space Galaxy Lanyard features a colourful outer space themed design filled with planets, stars, rockets, satellites, UFOs, telescopes, and alien illustrations. Humanity’s fascination with space stretches back thousands of years, from ancient stargazers mapping the night sky to modern exploration missions reaching the...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:The biohazard symbol is one of the most recognizable warning icons in the world, originally developed to represent biological risks and safety awareness. Its bold geometric design and high-contrast appearance make it instantly identifiable, often associated with laboratory environments, hazard zones, and precautionary signage....Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Outer space has long captured the imagination, filled with mysteries, distant planets, and the possibility of life beyond Earth. From glowing galaxies to unidentified flying objects, space-themed visuals represent curiosity, exploration, and the unknown. Alien imagery in particular has become a popular symbol of...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Unleash your inner master of B.S. with our hilarious Master of Bullshit Office Lanyard! This quirky lanyard is the perfect addition to any office setting, adding a touch of humor to your daily routine. Plus, it's sure to make your coworkers and boss crack...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Get ready to fix anything and everything with the Fixer Of Everything Office Lanyard! With this lanyard by your side, you'll never have to worry about losing or breaking your keys or ID badge again. It's the perfect solution for staying organized and prepared...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Keep your ID close and your sense of humor closer with our Grumpy Old Git Caution Funny Lanyard. Perfect for the young at heart, this lanyard adds a touch of hilarity to your everyday routine. No need to take yourself too seriously, let your...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Get ready to show off your sense of humor and add some fun to your everyday routine with the Caution Teenager! Funny Lanyard. This quirky accessory is perfect for holding your keys or ID badge, while also alerting others to the presence of a...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Get ready to turn heads and start conversations with our Caution Alcoholic! Funny Lanyard. This quirky lanyard boldly proclaims your love for a good time while also keeping your important items close. Perfect for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously and loves a...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Get a laugh during that time of the month with our Menstruating Period Caution! Funny Lanyard. With a playful tone and quirky language, this lanyard is sure to turn heads and bring a smile to your face. Stay stylish and humorous with our unique...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Keep your gaming accessories in check with the Video Gamer Caution! Funny Lanyard. This quirky lanyard not only keeps your important items secure, but also adds a playful touch to your gamer style. A must-have for any gamer who doesn't take themselves too seriously! ...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Add a splash of fun to your day with the "Bring Me Wine - If You Can Read This" lanyard. Perfect for wine lovers, it playfully signals your craving while keeping your essentials close. Durable and lightweight, it’s a cheeky way to brighten meetings,...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Bring a smile wherever you go with the Old Lives Matter Funny Lanyard. Designed to keep your essentials handy, this lanyard adds a playful twist to your daily routine, celebrating the wisdom and charm of age with a cheeky message. Durable and comfortable, it’s...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Step into the spotlight with the I'm The Main Character Funny Lanyard! Perfect for keeping your keys or ID close, this cheeky accessory lets everyone know you’re the star of your own show. Lightweight and sturdy, it adds a playful touch to your day...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Spread a positive vibe with the It's Okay Not To Be Okay Lanyard! Perfect for keeping your keys or ID close, this cheerful accessory reminds everyone that it’s absolutely fine to have off days. Lightweight and durable, it adds a playful touch to your...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Sweeten your day with the If You Can Read This Bring Me Chocolate Lanyard! Perfect for keeping your keys or ID close, this cheeky accessory sends a playful hint to satisfy your chocolate cravings. Lightweight and sturdy, it’s a fun way to add a...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Raise a smile with the If You Can Read This Bring Me Beer Lanyard! Perfect for keeping your keys or ID close, this cheeky accessory delivers a playful nudge for your favourite brew. Lightweight and sturdy, it’s a fun way to add a splash...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Vibrant Patriotic Design: The lanyard features a striking red, white, and blue American flag pattern, combined with bold “TRUMP 2028” lettering and stars. Each side of the strap is printed in high-resolution colour, maintaining a crisp and professional look that will not fade...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Features a detailed Northern Train design with accurate artwork representing the classic carriages and colours of the UK’s Northern service. This makes it a perfect choice for rail enthusiasts, collectors, or commuters who want to celebrate the beauty of British trains. ✅ Made...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Features a detailed LNER Azuma train design with colourful route map artwork, celebrating one of the UK’s most recognisable rail services. The double-sided print ensures high visibility and clarity from every angle. ✅ Made from premium soft-touch polyester, this lanyard is durable, flexible,...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Bright, fun dinosaur design with T-Rex, Triceratops, and Stegosaurus illustrations in rich, eye-catching colours. A perfect choice for both kids and adults who love dinosaurs. ✅ Made from premium-quality polyester, this lanyard is strong, smooth, and comfortable to wear all day. Designed to...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Vibrant construction-themed design featuring diggers, dump trucks, and tractors in bright orange, yellow, and green tones. A fun and eye-catching accessory for work or play. ✅ Made from durable, soft-touch polyester, providing excellent comfort and resistance to wear. Designed for everyday use while...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:✅ Unique railway-themed design featuring colourful British trains, from steam classics to high-speed modern locomotives. The detailed double-sided print makes this lanyard a true standout for anyone who loves railways. It’s ideal for railway workers, collectors, or hobbyists who want to carry their passion...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Keep your essentials within reach with this charming Avocado Green Food Lanyard. Perfect for holding keys, ID cards, or small accessories, this playful lanyard combines practical functionality with a fun food-inspired design. The vibrant avocado green colour adds a pop of personality to your...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Keep your keys, ID, or phone secure with this quirky Pickles Green Funny Food Lanyard. Featuring a playful pickle design, it's perfect for food lovers with a sense of humour. The durable lanyard offers practical everyday carry with a fun twist, making it an...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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Vendor:Carry your essentials in style with this charming Egg Plant Aubergine Lanyard. Featuring a vibrant purple design inspired by fresh aubergines, this practical accessory is perfect for holding keys, ID cards, or small pouches. The durable lanyard offers comfortable wear around the neck or...Regular price £4.89 GBPRegular priceUnit price per
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